and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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