i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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