ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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