this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Green mimosas i think yes
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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