i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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