Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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