Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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