i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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