This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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