I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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