I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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