I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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