Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
where does the pee come out of this thing
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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