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(802): View more from Vermont

Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"

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I like taco bell too

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.

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at least i was looking out for everybody

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(417): View more from Missouri

i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...

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(765): View more from Indiana

Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?

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(347): View more from New York

That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.

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(205): View more from Alabama

You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.

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Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.

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