You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
my liver is dry heaving
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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