69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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