So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
