wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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