I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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