so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Help. Why am I so naked?
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