I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
These tits shall not be calmed
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Randomize
