If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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