She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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