It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
love makes seman taste better
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
