She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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