Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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