the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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