i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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