this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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