What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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