Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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