Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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