whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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