return my video game
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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