and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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