i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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