Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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