Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
