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THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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