I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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