At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
