i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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