I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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