He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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