lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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