You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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