Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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