ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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