this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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