Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Its about making memories worth repressing
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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