O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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