can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
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