Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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